sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

(via the-story-of-a-transman)

solluxyaoi:

“wow hes really attractive”

“aren’t you a lesbian though?? how can you tell???”

(Source: young-mister-moon, via colinhanks)

quoms:

imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life

someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away

(via mycatspiano)

(Source: fillyour-void, via mycatspiano)

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

(via the-story-of-a-transman)

(Source: galllagher, via more-hoopla)

(Source: oh-whiskers, via more-hoopla)

(Source: shesbombb, via this-is-the-real-story)

That’s it. That’s my bad motherfucker.

(Source: fauxpasdreams, via aberrational)